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Sneg je padao celu noć. Nebojša Čović se budi ujutru, izlazi ispred kuće i ima šta da vidi! Neko je u snegu mokraćom napisao: ”Čović Vesna jebe se k’o besna!”. Zove on odmah muriju, inspektore, nadležne institucije… i naredi im da što pre otkriju ko je to uradio. Kasnije, u toku dana, dolaze inspektori kod njega sa vestima…

– Inspektor: “Imamo jednu dobru i jednu lošu vest za vas. Koju ćete prvo?”
– Čović: “Daj prvo dobru.”
– Inspektor: “Na osnovu uzorka mokraće, ispitali smo DNK i saznali identitet osobe koja je to uradila.”
– Čović: “Pa ko je?”
– Inspektor: “Duško Vujošević.”
– Čović: “Pu! Znao sam! A šta je loša vest?”
– Inspektor: “Vesnin rukopis!”