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Nedelja, 19. maj 2013. Podne, prostorije našeg najvećeg stadiona…radna grupa u okrnjenom sastavu.“Halo? Aleka, molim! Šta…kako nije tu? Pa recite da ga Nebojša traži…Gde, na razgovorima u vezi Kosova? Dobro, prijatno…”
“A u pičku lepu materinu. Gospodin priča sa nekim strancima o Kosovu. Jeb`lo ga Kosovo, a što se u majci i matici Srbiji loše živi od sinoć, to nema veze.
A i ovaj Đurić…izgleda nije on baš mutav. Lepo se pre dva dana dogovorimo. `Dragane, znaš kako je ovo bitno za naciju, pa majku mu, bili ste prvi pet puta zaredom, daj da se i Srbija, pardon, Zvezda malo raduje. Uvedi neke omladince, jesi video kako je Terza lepo uradio. Deca se igrala, pokazala da znaju fudbala, videli ih menadžeri, mi pobedili i svima lepo. Umećemo da cenimo taj gest`…
I znate šta mi je rekao Đurić jutros? `Pa mmmhhmm Nebojša, uveli smo klince, kako nismo? Mitrović, Jojić, Marković, jesi ammhhmmhhmmh video kakkk…ko smo sko-sko-skockali tim, taman kako treba.`
Pa jebem mu celu Zekstru da mu jebem, nisam mislio na te klince, već da izvede neku balavurdiju iz Teleoptika. Kaže on `pa i ovi su došli nekad iz Teleoptika`…Kreten.
Ne vredi. Kako sad izaći pred zvezdašku javnost? Hajde Kokeza, ja sam sinoć malo dumao i sročio par redova, evo ti ovo, pusti u medije, reci da si ti pisao. Svi su pomenuti, svi grobari, i Dačić, i Toma, i Boris…i onaj mali balavi, i franjevci, i Jugosloveni, baš svi…uhhh…vidi samo ako ima neka slovna greška pa ispravi.”
Kokeza: “Jedino ako je na ćirilici, gospodine Nebojša, znate da sam ja, mislim, kad smo latinicu učili, imao sam boginje…”
Ćoki: “Idi i ti u kurac krasni, koga ja sve trpim ovde…samo pusti to medijima i dobro je…nego, gde je gospodin Džajić?”
Stojadin: “Na bazenu je, znate one njegove terapije što mu je Doktor Fere iz Liona preporučio…”
Ćoki: “Pa da, gde bi bila engleska kraljica nego na wellnessu…nego je li ode Kokeza? Zaboravio sam da stavim u saopštenje i da su nam franjevci malog Lazovića namerno povredili.”
Stojadin: “Nemojte, kasno je, mali je već rekao da se sam povredio, sapleo se o Čempija kad je izvodio aut…”
Ćoki (zamišljen, gleda kroz prozor): “Tupan do tupana. Pa jebote, još malo će i Ratomir Babić skupiti više titula od Zvezde, a kamoli celo groblje…Ej, šta je bre ovo, ko su ova dvojica, je li se u podne dolazi na trening? Odakle onaj Nelson sa Vešovićem?”
Stojadin: “Mala neprijatnost, šefe, ali zaista mala. Ne kinjite momke. I dozvolite, hehe, nije Nelson, to je Dauda. Dauda šefe. Onaj novi, iz Mozambika, ustvari Angole…ma da, taj iz Afrike…pa evo, vraćaju se upravo od groblja. Malom, ali stvarno malom omaškom zaboravili smo momke na doping kontroli…”
Ćoki: “Ne vredi. Kakvi kreteni. Ovaj se sapleo o Čempija, onu budalu Bajka od jutros vadi mehanizacija Gradskog zelenila iz mreže, kraljica na wellnessu…Nisam pametan šta raditi, kako osvojiti titulu. Mala, aj pusti malo neku muziku, možda mi dođe neka inspiracija i ideja…”
“Skini prsten s desne ruke, da ti mladost ne uveneeee…” “Neeeeee, neeee prsten…AAAAAA..prsten, Laktaši, Lisac…AAAA”
I nestade Ćoki u sparno beogradsko popodne…do sledeće sezone.