April u Beogradu


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April u Beogradu, vaskršnje sunce u zalasku obasjava Topčidersko brdo. A tamo, utakmica Superlige koja se igra bez publike, Partizan – Javor i četa mala, ali odabrana, u svečanoj loži…

Raša: “Eh, od kad nisam ovako na miru došao da posmatram utakmicu, nema one bande da viče i psuje i da vređa nas, zaslužne sportske radnike i pregaoce…ooo, dobar dan predsedniče, poštovanje, stigli ste!”

Đura: “Stigao sam, Rašo, a vidim ti si se opet prvi uvalio u fotelju…briga tebe, od kako smo ti dali onaj Reno, stižeš na utakmice i pre delegata. Ako, ako…nego, vidiš kako je lepo bez publike, a? Ma kad ja skockam, nema da omane. A evo nam i Vukadina…a malopre mi se Mile javio, kaže malo će da kasni iz Topole, neki zastoj na putu. Reče da su neki pastiri blokirali put, pa zbog toga”.

Vukadin: “Mala ispravka, predsedniče, ako dozvolite – paori su blokirali put, a ne pastiri.”

Đura: “Amhhhmmm…da, dobro…paori, pastiri, tako nekako. Doći će Mile, to je bitno. Evo i Bane stiže. Dečku svaka čast, u jeku je kampanje, a stiže i na utakmicu. To je pravi volonter!”

Bane: “Poštovanje, poštovanje svima! (U sebi: “Kakav prekrasan dan bez onih kmetova na tribinama, divota!”) Eh, težak je život nas političara…šta da vam kažem, kad ja u zadnji čas dolazim na utakmicu, morao sam po ceo dan da se petljam po nekim zakuskama, prijemima, opštinskim i gradskim odborima, užas! Samo vi i porodica znate koliko trpim…”

Utakmica počinje. Pažnja se polako usmerava na teren. Mileta još nema…

Đura: “Kakav bilans imamo protiv Jagodine, čujem da dobro igraju ovog proleća?”

Vukadin: “Javor, predsedniče, Javor. Pa, tvrd rival, ali nadamo se pobedi”.

Đura: “Ne cepidlači, Vukadine. Jagodina – Javor, kakve veze ima, sve su to naši fudbalski centri. Nego, gde nam je Eduardo? Je li moguće da je na klupi?”

Raša: “Predsedniče, povredio se. Pokidao ligamente, par meseci pauze. Neugodna povreda, tako je moj saigrač dok sam igrao za Loznicu, tamo negde 1951. imao sličan peh…”

Bane, upada u reč Raši: “Povredio se, naravno da se povredio. Kad sam ja lepo rekao onom Stanojeviću da ne forsira te mladiće, da ne zapinje, on se nešto joguni i buni. Kao da se neće i sledeće sezone igrati Superliga, nego zapeo da je osvoji pa da je osvoji. I eto šta nam se desilo. Sve je to od premora i napora!”

Đura: “Bane, dobar si dečko, ali ne ometaj mi pažnju tamo nekim Stanojevićem, taman zaboravih ko je to…nego, što onda mali Šćepa ne igra? Šta je sa ovim Avramom, da mu nije Zoki u Subotici skockao krišom neku brlju pa je povilenio, kako to da ni malog Šćepe nema u timu?”

Vukadin: “Dozvolite, predsedniče, i Šćepović je teže povređen. Tek što je odbacio štake…”

Đura: “Pa što vi to krijete od mene? Ja poslednji sve da saznam? U pravu si Bane, da nije onaj što nam je bio trener zapinjao, ne bi se dečaci ni povredili. Daleko mu lepa kineska kuća! Ne ona u Zemunu na auto-putu gde nabavljam vrhunsku robu za Zekstru, nego ona prava, u onom Dalijenu, kako li već beše…”

Stiže i Mile.

“Au, jebem ti lebac, ovi paori preprečili kombajne i traktore kod Beške, jedva smo prošli. Pregladneo sam. Pravo vreme za burek, da se malo okrepim. A nema ni onih nezahvalnika da mi broje zalogaje, kako je lepši stadion kad nema gužve i tih suvišnih elemenata…Rašo, jesi i ti za neki zalogaj?”

Raša: “Pusti, Mile, ne mogu. Muči me stomak, jedva sam došao. Čitavo popodne sam na dvopeku i čaju.”

Mile: “Ajde, Ratomire, ne foliraj mi se. Eh, kad se setim kako smo ti i ja poharali onaj švedski sto u onom hotelu u Azerbejdžanu…to su bila vremena! Dakle, s mesom ili sa sirom? Ili možda sarajevski? Ako ti je baš po volji, da zovemo Alberta da trkne časkom po banjalučki ćevap? Kažu da su sjajni tamo na Novom Beogradu…”

Raša: “Ne mogu, Mile, tako mi moje ugledne karijere društveno – sportskog radnika. Uživaću večeras u igri naših dečaka, to je dovoljno.”

Mile, u sebi: (“Ovo ne sluti na dobro…ma jebe mi se, ja naručujem sebi pola tepsije a oni neka grickaju semenke i orasnice”).

Iznenada, evo i bivšeg asa…

Bivši as: “Braćo, možda bi u ove dane velikog hrišćanskog praznika mogli da pročistimo i naša tela i naše misli. Umesto bureka, stižu nam posne đakonije, lično sam se pobrinuo za to!”

Mile, u sebi: (“A u tri pičke materine, zar ovaj nije u treznilištu? Našao je kad će da dođe. I eto još jedna utakmica a da ni burek nisam pojeo. A posle mi onaj Krstajić ne veruje…”)

Đura: “Alo, Adi! Donesi mi onu ljubičastu vindjaknu iz kola, počinje vetar. Molim? Pa šta ako je zanimljiva utakmica, jesam li te postavio da koordiniraš ili da uživaš u fudbalu? Da koordiniraš, tačno…onda koordiniraj i donesi mi jaknu…e svašta…nego, Vukadine, i ovaj Avram je prolupao!”

Vukadin: “Jeste, predsedniče, kažem vam. Sad ću ja da zovem onoga u onu tamo redakciju da spremimo mi lepo za sutra jedan spontani komentar o treneru, mnogo se osilio…”

Đura: “Vukadine, ne lupaj, nije ti ovo Metalac posuđe. Kažem, prolupao je Avram, svi vide kako rotira Miljka i malog Aksentijevića, a nikako da pruži šansu Radiši na desnom beku. A dadosmo toliki novac…trideset hiljada, eeej! (U moje vreme mogao si da kupiš tri taksija, sa sve radio-stanicom…dobro, ja sam vozio `na kvaku`, ali opet…)”

Bane: “Eh, poluvreme. 0-0. Naravno, preforsirao ih jesenas onaj bivši trener…i sad su im noge olovne”.

Đura: “Biće bolje, biće bolje. Verujem u Avramovu koncepciju. Daćemo gol. A i ako ne damo, ja od njegovog koncepta tek očekujem najveće domete. Videćete kad bljesnemo u 29. kolu…tako je on i kad je vodio Arsenal, pa na kraju – tras, finale Lige šampiona!”

Vukadin: “Čelzi, predsedniče…”

Bivši igrač: “Braćo moja, da mi ništa ne prepustimo slučaju, ja vas čista srca pozivam na jedan moleban u poluvremenu, da Gospod usliši naše molbe i podari nam pobedu…”

I tako, Đura je ogrnuo ljubičastu jaknu, Raša potražio čaj od nane, Mile se dao u potragu za burekom…a pored njih, Partizanu samo Bog može da pomogne…